From the First Addition Dictionary of Dylan Rose:

JUMP (actual word): dump (Dylan-ism)

FORK: f*ck (this one brings me endless hours of entertainment)

SPOON: poon (combine with FORK for an extra kick)

APPLE: ass (can be used with any of the above for even more inappropriate laughs)

BLUEBERRIES: booze (even more awesome when she asks for them in public)

Right now, she’s putting together sentences using 3-4 words, so you can imagine how often I try to work these words into our conversations. Getting her to ask for a fork or spoon to eat her apples and blueberries is like the Holy Grail of toddler-speak in our house right now.

I’m expecting my Mother of the Year trophy aaaaaannnnnyyyyy day now.